I am a copywriter, dear reader. I specialize in clean, pointed content. I’m not a fan of the Oxford Comma.

Oxford is a very nice place, don’t get me wrong. It has a beautiful high street and sweeping fields full of deer. This whole comma controversy just gets under my skin, though. I’d imagine that the local tourism board must work extra hard to distract visitors from being at the epicenter of such vitriolic grammatical warfare.

Feast your eyes.

Although Oxford has such picturesque grounds, please don’t let my photos of one of the world’s most storied universities distract you from my portfolio. I worked hard on it. and it’s probably the real reason you’re here.

You really feel like a wizard, harry.

Granted, I never truly got into J.K. Rowling’s books. I grew up a few years too soon for them on a cul-de-sac in suburban New York State. I watched a lot of Terminator 2 and Alien on VHS. You can read more about me in my Bio.

Highly structured.

You cannot argue that there is absolute intent behind Oxford. They truly take pride in it, much like they do their library, their dictionary, and their sheer mastery of the language.